tomorrow lander

A gay person that’s fueled by violence and romance

Villanelle from killing eve is a tomorrow lander

by Unknown source November 2, 2022

Time for laundry

Codename for sex.

Time for laundry baby.

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

Going full Lander

When you spill an entire wheel barrow full of concrete on the ground, then your boss/ girlfriend’s father tells you you have no upper body strength, then you blame the concrete truck driver even though he was just doing his job, then you have a full mental breakdown ruining your entire day, then get to go home early from work and take a nap but you’re still as irritable as you were before.

Cole’s going full lander, kid has no upper body strength.

by Cole Lander July 2, 2020

lander

A long thin stick used for writing, doodling, or drawing in outdoor settings.

See also Sealander (writing in the sand) and Elander (writing in dirt)

The little boy doodled in the cement with a lander.

by zantern July 20, 2008

laundromat

The act of banging a girl completly naked, and having a loyal friend or roomate sneak in with the intent to steal her clothes, so she is left with nothing to wear.

When Sally hooked up with that guy she got taken to the laundromat, and had to walk across campus in a towel.

by Gavin F October 3, 2006

do the laundry

Wash the dirty clothes

I just did my laundry. I do the laundry on Saturdays.

by Sergey November 22, 2017

Chinese Laundry

reference to hand jobs or masturbation. In the United States and Canada in the late 19th and early 20th century, the occupation of laundry worker was heavily identified with Chinese Americans. They were known for doing laundry "By Hand"

"Man. old boy ain't gettin' no play from his girl!"
"Really? Not even Chinese Laundry?"

or

"Is Lou comin' out with us tonight?"
"No, he says he has to stay in and do laundry..."
"Yeah...Chinese Laundry!"

by Mr. Lynwood April 21, 2010