alani and lana

two people who are real life people

Colette: "whoa, those people are so cool.. who are they?"
Person 1: "Well they're not fake so they must be Alani and Lana."

by foosball toilet November 21, 2023

lana

to leave school early or not come in at all.

"I don't feel too well, I'm just gonna lana"

"they don't wanna go to graphics so they're pulling a lana"

by ananoworlddomination April 13, 2023

Nana Lana

The greatest Nana to ever exist. Don't spell her name backwards tho.

Hey look, it's the Nana Lana. She so smart.

by deshawn deshae the third April 17, 2023

lana del rey

mother. thats it. shes just mother.

person 1: omg look my moms performing!
person 2: uhh thats not your mom, thats lana del rey
person 1: exactly

by lanas daughter April 24, 2023

lana girlie

A Lana Girlie is someone who religiously listens to Lana Del Rey's music, and typically dresses in a coquette/dollette aesthetic. Probably owns the book 'Girl, Interrupted" by Susanna Kaysen.

Person 1: Woah, that girl is so pretty!
Person 2: Dude, she's a coquette Lana girlie. Major red flag.

by Psyche_Ackermann May 3, 2023

Lana

lana is the biggest bitch that exists in her eyes we are all unclean crumbs that do not deserve to live she rules the penises of men and no one is equal to her.Alcoholic is her second name and she is a medical mystery how her body still functions. She is thought to one day cure AIDS. She is obsessed with kinky things and most of all she loves scratching and strong sex by sticking her head in a pillow. The most dangerous are Lanas who are Sagittarius in the horoscope they will literally devour you.her opinion is supreme and undeniable. in nature are often seen with a large gang of ladies who do not have their selves in front of her. Lana is dangerous and you need to be as far away from her as possible because she is biting. At the end of the day everyone loves Lana and wants to be like her because in one word she is perfect and is the biggest bitch in the universe

Lana will come for you if you disagree

by Hwhwhdhd November 22, 2021

Lana

A female name for a person who is extroverted and has a good sense of humor.
Lanas mostly have a fit body and a nice round booty.
Lanas are smart but in their own way.

That Lana had a really fat butt

by Martin Dickens November 21, 2021