lard-on

When a dude gets an erection for an obese female.

Wow, Ryan totally harpooned that orca with his lard-on.

by brandonwitherman September 10, 2014

Laid pipe

A country term for sex.
Laid pipe = put your penis inside a females vagina

"Did you hear about Jason?"
"Yeah! He totally laid pipe! Unlike you."
"Why do you always go there Greg.."

by Lyss365001 November 28, 2016

Lard Nugget

A lardo who is a fat nugget!

Good job! U lard nugget!
Hey! Lardnugget!

by Lardnugget January 24, 2017

lard lord

A very large (fat) person.

This fatass weighs 678 lbs! What a lard lord.

by K1L562 June 3, 2019

Laimdota

Laimdota is a latvian name in a meaning of giving luck what is basically the words in the name. I highly reccomend giving this name to a beutiful child. The name day celebrated in Latvia is at 11th of february.

''What a beutiful child you have! What's her name?"
"Thats my lucky child Laimdota!"

by CXWolfieXC December 5, 2019

Lard ass

It describes a boy or girl or non bianary person that is annoying or excessively eats, or your aunt at thanksgiving!

“Don’t speak to that filthy lard ass!!!!

by Dungeon Dicks December 6, 2019

lard thrower

a person who throws lard; commonly an insult.

term created popular in their own mind by the user that submitted this.

cool kid: you're a lard
other kid: nah m8 i will no scope yo 360 no scope you be ded
cool kid: okay mr. lard thrower
other kid: WH YYDYDYDYDDYDY

by barnaclesaretoocoolforschool February 14, 2020