Lord Of The Rings

1) A book.
2) A damn good movie.
3) An excuse to skip school.
4) A way of seeing Liv Tyler without having to download mass amounts of fake porn.

Lord Of The Rings eats your babies!

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

lordi

a brilliant rock/hard rock band which the members appear in monster-like costumes. Lordi are one of the best new bands i hav seen in a long time, like slipknot except a bit softer and much more kool

"I saw lordi on eurovision today"

by Proton August 25, 2006

Rizz Lord

Someone who has extreme amounts of rizz, sometimes uncontrollable. Also the title for the principle of rizz academy

Jacob Schafer is the rizz lord

by Him kardashian October 10, 2022

Lord Byron

The baddest motherfucker to ever roam this Earth.

Robert: "Rick said that Tom got drunk and high last night, fucked a set of smoking hot twins, and woke up this morning and cooked everybody pancakes."

Jesse: "Man, Tom is a real Lord Byron!"

by dexter0284 March 13, 2011

Fuck the Lord

Opposite alternative to "Praise the Lord"

I hate religion soooo muuuuch.... gah, fuck the lord. I'm never getting to heaven.

by Plutoloco October 20, 2008

Lord Dashwood

A sex act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's nasal passage, filling it as much as possible. She then forces air through her nostrils, pushing the sperm into her mouth, which she subsequently swallows.

C'mon baby, give me a Lord Dashwood.

That was a great Dashy.

by The Battousai October 20, 2004

Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth

Character who was given 'what's for' by Old Timey Strong Bad for telegramophoning him and asking how he types with gentleman's sporting gloves.

Dear Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop

Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth

by AngryDan July 9, 2003