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Beak Lion

An abominaton of mankind that some idiot in his basement created from the void of his own existance. It consists of a basic lion being forced to have a beak, idiotic powers to make everyone cower before them, and to create their own creatures. Calling somone a beak lion is as if your calling them dumber than everyone in a daycare center.
"That Beak Lion has assaulted everyone at the homless shelter" or "You are the enbodyment of a bloody Beak Lion you failed abomination."
by DefaultingCarAlarm28 April 15, 2021
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Lazy lion

A suitor, typically male who whilst in the courting phase of a relationship, repeatedly fails to take the lead, pursuit and/or follow through with an action or plan.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.
Girl 1: Who are you bringing to the party tonight?
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.
by CutieFatPuss December 29, 2021
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Raa Raa the Noisy Lion

God himself
Remember to pray to Raa Raa the Noisy Lion everyday
by Maxbotnick April 14, 2020
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The Lion King Effect

When a small group of drunk, college-age friends are hanging out together and spontaneously start singing songs from "The Lion King". Happens surprisingly often. Researchers are still trying to determine why.
Person 1: "We were just chilling, drinking some beers, and then suddenly we were overcome by the Lion King Effect. Started singing that song from the beginning of the movie."

Person 2: "What, the one that's like 'aaaaaaaaaaaaah sakenyaaaaaaaa vadavishdi dama' or whatever?"

Person 1: "Yeah, that's the one."
by Passive Paradox May 22, 2013
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Klinkers the gay lion

"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store
Did you see Klinkers the gay lion today?

Yeah, he offered me a bum and a Blackberry
by Lou_beck May 23, 2010
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Snoop Lion

Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.

"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."

"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
by Tipdock January 15, 2013
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c-lion

cwar's other ghetto fab nickname
Yo, C-Lion, check out this Rat King story I made. It rules as much as rats with crowns on their heads.
by El_Scorcho September 15, 2004
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