knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.

Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.

by LCarrollHarris April 17, 2016

Knowledge Motel

(Noun): A person with an encyclopedic memory. "Facts Go In, They Don't Check Out"

My friend Rob seems to remember every damn thing he ever learned or read. He's a damn Knowledge Motel"

by Shawdog November 28, 2016

Knowledge

Slang term for the substance or high of methamphetamines.

Guy 1: "Yo tonight let's do some methematics."
Guy 2: "I'm down to gain some knowledge."
Guy 1: "Let's get lurnt as fuck!!!"

by Oreowhite99 April 12, 2017

Knowledge sharting

Offering unsolicited knowledge

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots

by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017

knowledge dome

The cranium that contains buckets of bits of raw data.

His dumbass had an empty knowledge dome.

by The OG AA-Ron July 6, 2018

knowlence

A word that can be used when a person isn't making sense.

'david, your're such a knowlence.'

by zombieboy95 August 4, 2018

Knowledgist

Someone who belittles someone else of a higher intelligence

“Tyler just got 2100 on his SATs, he’s such a nerd”
“Dude, you’re being a real knowledgist”

by Bambuda February 1, 2019