knob eyes

A phrase usually used in the North of England to describe a man who is not particularly intelligent, who may frequently use retarded comments, and who may be considered arrogant and cocky by those in close proximity.

Does not require the recipient to actually have knobs for eyes, but can be used in the same sense as the term "knobhead", or "dickhead".

Can also be used as a term of affection between close friends.

Example 1:
Dave: "I think that drunk bitch is hot".
Kim: "Dave, stop being such a knob eyes".

Example 2:
"What are you looking at knob eyes?"

Example 3:
"Come on knob eyes, lets play pool".

by jonesybob November 1, 2009

donkeys knob

Adjective. Something that is of exceeding high quality.

Steve, try some of this afghan weed.
oh my christ, that stuff is the donkeys knob!

by vegas_malone March 19, 2008

Knob of Butter

A British term denoting some butter, or a more gentlemanly insult when striving to avoid strong language.

Richard, you knob of butter. You've spilt my pint of ale all over the table.

by Sensei_Tohru January 9, 2010

KNOB JOCKIE

An alternative insult for gay people wat dont spell gud.

Mike: Dude, who's your gay little friend in the special needs group?
Jeffro: Hey, that's my knob jockie!
Mike: Don't you mean 'Jockey', you ignornant Hom-boy?
Jeffro: Oh yeah.

by Mike Ambrose February 6, 2006

whore-knob

1.a particularly slutty man/woman who engages in sexual activites on a consistant basis with numerous, random partners

2.constantly open to the public for sexual endeavors

3.total horn-dog

4.fun thing to call your friends

"Can you believe that Michelle got with Sam last night, and then got with Colin like an hour later!?!"

"Yes, because Michelle is such a whore-knob."

by Doc Mawlz January 14, 2008

knob stilton

literally, smegma. the white cheesey substance, found under the foreskin
(if its not cleaned often...)

origin: warrington, england

"dont you ever wash, look at that lump of knob stilton!"

by critch April 13, 2005

(Knob) sock

An idiot, stupid person or some with low intelligence that does stupid things

that driver is a right "(knob) sock" or i hate him, he's such an "(knob) sock"

by Gavinc September 29, 2008