team kiwi 

the baddest mother fuckers in airsoft

send your soul to Jesus because your arse belongs to The Team

team kiwi by angelus August 14, 2003

Ama Kiwi 

A South African born New Zealander. South African at heart, but now call New Zealand home.

Joe was born in South Africa but now loves living in New Zealand - he's a true Ama Kiwi

Ama Kiwi by IndigoNess May 25, 2010

Somalian Kiwi 

The act of buying a dead body from Somalian pirates and using the body as a punching bag for a couple weeks. After a while, the flesh will rot away and black and brown bruises will form. In the end, the body will look like a kiwi, green with black dots all over it.

Son: Bro just bought this dead chick.

Dad: Cool son lets make her a Somalian kiwi as a bonding experience.

Somalian Kiwi by Widened.urethra January 8, 2018

StrawBerry Kiwi 

When you jerk off soo much at one time your penis turns pink and you cool it off in some nice cold kiwi jello

My penis is pink like strawberry kiwi lemonade... wheres the kiwi jello!!

StrawBerry Kiwi by Bizzam July 29, 2008

Real Kiwi hours 

The hours in which one may represent the equality in New Zealand.

"Wow, its really equal here in new zealand"
"It must be Real Kiwi Hours"

Real Kiwi hours by YeetMyGuy May 5, 2018

hot kiwi

When a friend loses his gerbil up his ass a cardboard tube and lighter are used to remove the gerbil. A friend then lights a pocket of gas igniting and launching the gerbil into said friend's face.

Richard Gere

Did you hear Matt lost his gerbil and gave his girlfriend a hot kiwi.

hot kiwi by sluttubokaka April 25, 2010

Real kiwi hours 

The time of day, usually between 2pm and 5pm when you're just tired of walking around doing normal every day stuff so you internally pray to the gods of chaos that the world ends cause you're just too pussy to kill yourself, and then you just text your friends saying "hi" and continue on living your life normally.

Yo wud up cuz, *moves head to the side* wud up blood!!!, both pull out their guns *shots fired*, *woman screaming* "call 911!!", a guy from the end of the street witnesses it all, *thinks to himself* "man... Looks like I'll be having some real kiwi hours today!".

Real kiwi hours by Real kiwi hours February 7, 2018