Japanese kitchen

The act of rolling sushi and then stuffing it in a vagina or anus and then consuming the sushi from the aforementioned hole

Dude I gave this girl a Japanese kitchen on the weekend eating her out and having sushi was such a great bonus.

by CokBloker September 3, 2019

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Cristina Kirchner

The biggest douchebag of all time. Known by the financially independent and generally competent as a thief, scum, and corrupt bitch. Cristina Kirchner is known around the world for leading a countries economic status (Argentina) down the drain, along with the citizens and going to jail for corruption, still finding a way out of jail and returning the the God forsaken political stage to ruin the country more.

Oh lord, that bitch Cristina Kirchner is back.

by The common Argentinan June 18, 2023

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in the kitchen have a bagel

1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.

I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.

by deleine_zaddy23 January 23, 2017

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kitchen cabinets

to put cabinets in your kitchen ;)

well, i guess it could stand for having sex...

courtenay puts cabinets in heh kitchen all the time

by greg April 13, 2004

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kitchen dick

an extra, secret appendage whose properties of length, hardness, and thickness depend on one's ability to cook.

"Josh, I love your food. Your kitchen dick is basically huge. It's so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it's so long sometimes I find it poking around in my soup."

by slappinflappin October 13, 2010

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