Uncle Kevin

A beer beer swilling hell raising funny old man but is super lovable.

My uncle Kevin is the funniest uncle ever setting in his chair drinking beer .

by Bluish. brookport. town. Old. January 30, 2018

kevin murphy

A "kevin Murphy" is a blonde creature that runs around naked skipping rocks and dancing through fields of flowers... this wild creature can get vicious but to calm it down you have to buy a pedro... the pedro and kevin get along great especially when there are whips and spurs involved...

Today i saw a Kevin Murphy

by yo bitch hop off my swag June 8, 2009

Kevin

A Kevin is a boy everyone will want to be around. He is naive and has low self esteem, but he doesn't have to. He is funny and lovable just the way he is. Downsides to kevin's are if you get on his bad side once, he will leave you there forever. He can be hostile and lash out, but generally a great guy.

"OMG girl! I just got back from my date! He is SUCH a kevin!"
"Wow you're so lucky"

by kevinsgirl June 18, 2012

Kevin

An absolutely amazing guy who can brighten anyone's day. He is kind, sweet, and gentle. He is a great football player and treats the other team fairly, most of the time. He is a wonderful kisser and also a total gentleman. He is completely loyal and would never treat

He overall is perfection and you are in good company when with him.

Wow. I wish I had a boyfriend like Kevin. He treats his girl the way a real man would.

by football_girlfriend April 13, 2015

kevin

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.

by derbyacademygirl February 4, 2008

Don't Pull a Kevin

To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.

The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".

by iWizardPro December 13, 2009

Kevin Durant

1. Nicknamed Durantula, Kevin Durant is arguably the 2nd best basketball player in the NBA currently and only 21 years old. It is believed he will be the chief rival to LeBron James in the future however he needs to put on some weight first as he currently stands 6'11 but weighs 130 pounds. He also has the wingspan of a giraffe and the personality of an 8 year old.

2. The reason the suicide rate in Portland, Oregon has more than tripled since June, 2007.

Brandon, "Hey man did you see Kevin Durant drop 45 the other night on the Sixers?"

Greg, "No, I was taking some pictures for my girlfriend."

by Joyner82 March 25, 2010