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Keyboard Shuffle 

When you're sitting next to a friend on the computer and want to mess with them so your fingers do a little dance on the keyboard to annoy them
Yeah I kept annoying Kyle by doing the Keyboard Shuffle to him.
Keyboard Shuffle by spa1645 February 10, 2015

Keyboard Slap 

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.
I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap
Keyboard Slap by Klfeeedome November 2, 2015

keyboard trash 

When you get so happy or excited for something word can't describe, you type keyboard trash.
ex. ahdiofhihfojsficijsxapdai
p1: What is she doing?
p2: Oh she's typing keyboard trash.
keyboard trash by goingbackto505 September 8, 2016

Keyboard comedian 

A person who happens to be very funny online, on forums or private conversations, but ends up being pretty boring, awkward or hard to talk to in the real world.
-I really thought we were going to have a better yesterday with Matt, he seemed like he was so clever and funny on Facebook. Turns out he was just weird and awkward in person.
-Yeah, he's a keyboard comedian.

keyboard punch monkey 

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.

Keyboard Stroke

When you smash your face on the keyboard.
"Nwtjwyjwjrehrj"
"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"
Keyboard Stroke by Jewlzex March 24, 2017