Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.
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Get the Keith mug.Keith is literally the main character of this anime we call life, you rarely see him around because he's off saving the world. Side characters don't understand.
Narrator: "Water, Earth, Fire, Air
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only Keith, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished."
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only Keith, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished."
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by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020
Get the Keith mug.A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
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