chelmsford keester

a variety of meat that's butchered exclusively in the merrimack valley originating from the zebra species native to the intersection of butt hinge road and knob hill drive in chelmsford, ma. boston butt refers to pork shoulder whereas chelmsford keester refers to a literal zebra's ass. go figure

*at star market* "hey man do you have any boston butt?"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"

by reggieXray May 20, 2020

Smoking Keesha

Smoking on Keesha is a phrase created in early 2002-04 in Kansas city by a group of friends referring to a stronger grade of Marijuana

I was smoking Keesha earlier with the homes!

by Kaycee Rhyder October 29, 2021

Jay keeps

A hybrid director brought in to clean up another's mess

Omg they brought in a Jay keeps

by Jay keeps September 1, 2023

Keeking

The act of masturbating on or in Various Objects at Random Times

John was keeking on top of my counter last night. It was fucking nasty!

by Zoodle96 June 18, 2012

I hate Keemstar

You probably typed this in because you hate keemstar… AKA YOU'RE A RETARDED SNOWFLAKE LOL! Downvote this all you want idgaf.

"I hate keemstar" is a phrase said by retards. Keemstar is a legend

by I eat poop 69 February 22, 2022

Keets

Someone, usually a girl (though may look manly) who is a shallow, self centered, self pitying bitch. They are the kind of people who believe they are loved by everyone, when the simple reality of it is that nobody likes them, nobody thinks they're funny or good looking, and nobody has any idea why people put up with him or her, including themselves. Often screams for no reason, bites people, hits people, kicks people, hates people reasonlessly for a certain amount of time, only to turn back and pretend she or he didn't do anything and "love" them again. Resmbles a rabid dog. Acts like they are not easy and skanky, even though everyone knows they are. Hated. Despised. Worthless. Has Donkey teeth and a mule laugh, which they use to get people of the opposite gender (or same gender) to think they are better people than they really are.

"Sup dude?"
"Ugh, just saw a major Keets in the R building dumpster."
"What? Really?"
"Yeah. It was really bad. I think i'm going to have nightmares."
"Sucks for you, man. At least it was properly disposed of. Keets shouldn't exsist."
"I know."

by SilicaGel June 1, 2009

Keemstar Factory

A name for DJ Keemstar's to-do list.

So that's what I'll be working on at the Keemstar Factory.

by aggixx August 5, 2010