keeper

to let your friends know that a girl is fat or ugly while being in the presence of girls.

That girl Tanner hooked up with last night was a keeper.

by jimjas November 13, 2009

keeper

The verb "to keeper" means to spam considerably and profusely, especially in the context of an internet forum.

"Boy, we really need to ban that spammer. He keepers so much that it's making a mess of these forums."

by TheLoneStarr September 16, 2005

crypt keeper

the person who promises to pay money back and then makes every excuse in the book not to pay it back or to duck the situation.

paul, where is my money....
{paulits in the mail, i swear on my life!

by Brian April 22, 2005

keeber toast

Cum on toast, arising out of the combined brain power of Welsh & Texan perversion. Bread sales went up 20% after the idea spread around.

"You want a piece of keeber toast Dustin? My girl really enjoyed that delicacy last night."

by T3XASTOAST November 7, 2007

Peace Keeper

Flat out pussy who doesn’t like conflict

“I’m the Peace Keeper”

by Thor69 August 17, 2018

[gate keeper]

Rather large, moody African American women, in the city of Atlanta, that are in charge of, or in the way during, everything that you must do in a given day. The gate keeper being pissed at the world for what ever reason make it unbearable and almost impossible to complete the various task(s) at hand in a given day.

I was going to go to the bank but the gate keeper closed the line I was in, when it was my turn, so she go on a cigarette break.

I was going to buy 1 banana from the store when a gate keeper cut me off with 8 kids and two kart loads of groceries.

I just got out of traffic court and the gate keeper won't let me give her my f*cking money to pay my ticket. She wants me to go to jail!!!

by fuk$ August 15, 2008

twat keeper

a bitch..usually a stupid hoe

Your a scandilous sloppy twat keeper

by misskiss December 6, 2004