Keber

The hour, after which you can no longer buy alcohol in stores.

Remember to buy wine before Keber.

by ifit August 21, 2010

Keeb

Keeb is this one guy who kinda confuses everyone, no one knows why he’s called Keeb, or why he doesn’t understand America culture, but he’s blown away by toilet paper

“Man where are you from?”
“Why?”
“Cause you just asked me when my 5 year old sister was getting married”
“Well I just wanna know if I can marry her”
“Wtf man, you’re like 10 years older than her”
“Yes”
“You can’t do that man”
“Really? Why?”
“You’re such a Keeb, omg”

by Who tf is Keeb August 8, 2019

Like cookies in a Keebler factory

1. Something extremely common, ordinary, mundane, or insipid. Mass produced.

2. Refering to people that mindlessly follow the crowd for no reason other than the need to fit in.

What you may call dressing up is probably what I call the thousand-duplets uniform: what the hoi polloi who are cranked-out en masse like cookies in a Keebler factory feel compelled to wear on such occasions to fit in.

by Bill gronos October 26, 2006

Keebobber

'Dutchy' way of pronouncing 'candy bar'. used by toddlers with speech impediments

'Little Johnny spoke up from the back; "Me wanna keebobber!"

by richintalent July 23, 2009

Keebs

Short for Keebler elf. A way of insulting someone short.

Fuck off, keebs.

by _NEXTTT March 6, 2016

keekee wawa

Shite

Primark makeup is keekee wawa

by Wee coco July 25, 2017

Keefed

When you are rolling up your favorite strain of ganja and your fingers become coated in THC and marijuana shreddings (keef)

Bro my fingers are keefed

by Jay Gillie May 28, 2018