Kebab tekniker

A Turkish guy who goes Teknik in Sweden and he is on the food committee. HE promises to make sure that we have Kebab to lunch every day of the week and on the weekend and his real name is Serkan.

1Hey kebab teknikern what will it be for lunch today
2 (kebab teknikern) Kebab what else
1 ok why
Kebab teknikern BEcause Islam is Kebab And Kebab is Life! and also because kebab tastes good.

by Koalapower September 26, 2017

Creamy kebab

When a mormon gets a stink fart in there face

Ahh man in seminary some did a creamy kebab in my face and I liked it

by Evan Davis March 17, 2025

Kebabbed

When a dick enters one end and comes out the other

Jane really got Kebabbed by John the other day, I miss her dearly

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023

Kebabed

Arab/South Asian equivalent of being blacked

I heard that Zoe went to Dubai and got kebabed by some sheik for a new handbag

by YoMah Mah December 11, 2023

The Owain’s Kebab

When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.

Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin

by The Thrift Shoo February 15, 2018

Human Kebab

When two men are intimate with another person (female or male) and one goes from behind and the other goes from the mouth (oral and anal at the same time).

“Damn, you see the way Antonio is walking? He totally just got human kebabed by Jayden and Andrew.”

by Big Bunger July 26, 2023

National kebab day

14th of February

omg whens national kebab day?
awhh mate 14th of feb

by Cockdestroyer12 February 12, 2021