Judgementality

the act of judging a particularly nasty drink

I'm blaming her and her judgementality of my drink

by miraculousmammy July 29, 2011

JudgeJacked

An unfair judge in a tournament or competition that flashes you a low score because they favor someone else. They KNOW you really did better and should have given you a higher score but you graciously move on. Either way you have been judgejacked!!

What! 7.0! I just got judgejacked!! Get the hell outa here! I put on a nearly perfect OR perfect performance! You are just favoring the other competitor because you either know their family, you are friends, or affiliated with them in one way or another!

Come on judges! I know and you know that you ripped me and my teammates off with bogus points! I/We got JudgeJacked again! You teach morals? There is no way! You should be ashamed. Unfortunately this just goes with the territory of competing in certain sports. It is not fair even if you are a good sport about it.

by ninjcat September 26, 2012

judge hard

To grab a hard dick blindfolded and then judge how large it is.

Female: You judge hard at like 6 in.

by Dblankity May 8, 2015

judge your trustment

The inverse of "trust your judgement"; to consider someone's trust mislaid

You're going back to your ex? I gotta judge your trustment there."

by Step1getexcited March 14, 2016

judge judy chop

The ultimate exclamation when chopping someone in the throat who is talking too damn much

Boy, if you don't shut your mouth, I'ma "judge Judy chop" you right in the throat.

by Also TJ Bossington September 2, 2017

Judge

A short arrogant asshole who constantly makes perverted jokes and quickly gathers a troupe of theater nerd and computer geek friends. Although endearing, shallow girls pass him by, while the ones that are hard to catch take notice. often plays their music too loud.

Man, Judge is a total asshole.
I know, right?

by hi sidewalk chalk! October 17, 2017

Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact

Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed

by Niceone November 24, 2017