Jonathan Gu

A man who is known to be Productivity BEASTS. They get to work the moment they are awake. They seem to also love watching great anime shows and typically have strong upper body strength. They consistently perform well in games like Valorant and Roblox.

I want to be a Jonathan Gu because I want to get my god fkn work done like a lil bch @$$ mf

by ChuPooPoo April 5, 2021

JointerPointer

The ability stoners have to sense people who are on the devil’s lettuce.

Dude Randy totally knew I was high, mans got a JointerPointer

by Nartington June 8, 2021

Jonathan

a Jonathan is a smart, handsome, caring boy that will always be there for you no matter what. He has blue eyes, blonde hair and KILLER abs!!!!!! He is really funny and will always make you laugh. He is also AWESOME at bed and has a huge dick.... :)))) He is loyal and super sweet he will always do things to make you smile whenever you feel bad and will give you nice, tight hugs to make you feel better again. <3333

Wow he is such a Jonathan.... I get butterflies everytime i see him

by crAzyyyy assSSSS Bitttchhh February 7, 2022

Jonathan Byers

Jonathan is the best ST man

Jonathan Byers is in love with Argyle

by chxrrybomb December 21, 2022

Guilt Joint

The joint you're smoking while your friends are trying to guilt you for partaking in their good weed.

Dust: Hey, I hope you're enjoying that expensive-ass weed I brought along that you've been smoking all day, bro.

Jerry (Wizard): (thinks to self) - Damn, I have been smoking this weed sack all day and haven't even said thanks. Shit. "Damn y'all, why you gotta make this a guilt joint?"

by Beer-Battered January 1, 2009

double joints

Definition 1: Unusual flexibility, usually in arms, fingers and legs.

Definition 2: Two blunts.

Definition 3: Uncontrollable sexiness and bad assery.

1: My phalanges are double jointed.

2: "Hey man, can I have one of those double joints?"

3: OH MY GOODNESS. DOUBLE JOINTS...

badass sexy double joints bodies walls chairs whiteboys whitegirls blackpanther

by Ben Dover The Fifth January 7, 2016

Greek Joint

A fast food restaurant that’s not actually called “Greek Joint” but they’re called random names like Bravo Burger or Johnny’s Burgers #4.... they sell pretty much everything and they’re BOMBBB! Chicken Tenders? Fire. Breakfast Burritos? Huge. Tuna Melt? DELICIOUS.

Friend #1: “Hey wanna get zucchini fries and a tuna melt for lunch?”
Friend #2: “Hell yeah, there’s a Greek joint by my house that has hearty portions!”

by JULIANNEX0X0 January 23, 2020