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John

A lax bro that never remembers or gets names right.
normally blonde with a high rank of flow.
John
by dogluvr412 January 1, 2012
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johns

slang term for pound of marijuana, or a very large amount of marijuana to be purchased, usually pronounced "jahns"
Grizzle: "Hey man, you still slingin'?"

Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."

Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'

Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"
by Goudabaker July 26, 2005
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John

A guy who finesses his way through life. Everyone wants a John because he was born to finesse and make the most money without trying. His finesse game is too strong for his rivals, so they tend to get very jealous. He's a guy with a big heart, but it takes someone special to bring out certain emotions and feelings. Overall he's a handful and a John doesn't take shit from nobody.
John loves to drink.....juice.
by A person with no name November 20, 2016
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John

A very cute sexy nice smart guy who cares a lot for the ones he love and when you look in he's eyes you feel like you can tell him every thing on your mined💚💚 and he is the one that I love so back the fuck off girls he's mine
John
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John

John Is a cool,Goofy,Very nice guy that can get girls but doubts his self on pulling one so he just doesn’t really talk to them but when finally finds the right girl He treasures her
- Materialistic

- Gods gift

-Kind soul
I wish John talked to me so we could get to know each other better and maybe get together
by Ego-Funk November 18, 2018
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John

A Greek word that means giving a blow job.
by Doctor.Rotzka December 21, 2019
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John

This is my 50th time adding a definition about my name.

John is the name of an awesome guy who is gets all of the girls. He's pretty hot, too. Toned body, bushy black hair, and brown eyes. What he doesn't have in body height, he makes up for in a certain lengthy object. John might as well be considered the second coming of Christ, he's perfect in every way, so much so that he's been single his whole life and crying as we speak because that probably won't ever change.

After some surfing on www.urbandictionary.com, he found that there are other John's out there in similar situations, and is down anytime to communicate with fellow John's about how women may or may not be constantly plotting against them for reasons so minuscule they might as well be non-existent.

John is also constantly mistaken for his inanimate counterpart, and discarded-half brother, the toilet. Women often find it funny to define Johns as shit for this reason. But John's can unite in strong numbers to overcome any and all obstacles, making them a force to be reckoned with. Beware, the John.
Anyone: I have to use the John

John: "Please stop referring to me as a toilet."
by They're holding me hostage January 11, 2019
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