slang term for pound of marijuana, or a very large amount of marijuana to be purchased, usually pronounced "jahns"
Grizzle: "Hey man, you still slingin'?"
Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."
Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'
Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"
Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."
Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'
Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"
by Goudabaker July 26, 2005

John is a very tall person with a big nose. He annoys you all the time for stupid reasons and NEVER stops talking. Even when he’s all alone he talks. He does everything last minute and never plans things ahead of time. He puts no effort into anything and procrastinates everything he does- even simple things that anyone else wouldn’t think twice about. If you ever meet a John, make sure to turn the other way. This is a warning ⚠️
by SAJ6382629 February 27, 2020

John is one of the WORST insults you could call anyone.
Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcome😂
Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcome😂
by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019

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by Sapsucker February 4, 2019
