jockin yo shyt

when a bitch wont get of ur nutz

that bitch ben jockin yo shyt fa 3 years... talk about sad

by HUGGY FUCKIN B December 28, 2008

Jockin' your taters

To let someone know that you were just kidding; "pullin' your leg," "yankin' your chain."

"So yeah, I slept with her last night. She's a freak."
"For real?"
"Nahh, I'm just jockin' your taters."

by Ben10Brahh January 30, 2010

Jacking off

Where a man gets pleasure on his dick from using his own two hands

George: Rob, guess what I just saw!?
Rob: what George?
George: I saw Billy jacking off. No girls were around at all!

by Uhohitsanoreocouple April 1, 2009

Jacking-Around

Fooling around, messing with buddies or other people in a completely dumb way.

Hey!, stop jacking-around.

by Legs Mahoney February 12, 2009

guy-jacking

the act of a friend moving in on a guy in which you have interest.

Sara: "Lily, weren't you just talking to Chris a few minutes ago?"

Lily: "Yeah, why?"

Sara: "Well, Gina is over there with him now. I bet she's guy-jacking you!"

by LilyBelle September 15, 2007

Lap jacking

When your friend is getting a lap dance at the strip club and you keep leaning over to watch the girl dance.

Hey Dude quit being cheap and lap jacking my dance. Get you own damn girl!

or

Dude I have no money right now, I'm just gonna lap jack your dances tonight.

by Pigg157 March 16, 2008

Crowd-Jacking

V; At almost any concert (though mostly Metal concerts), people Crowd surf. Crowd-Jacking is the act of moving towards a crowd surfer heading in your direction and reaching into his pockets, stealing his Cell Phone, Wallet, Cigarettes, Knife, Money, Etc. in the chaos as he passes over your head and the heads of all the other moshers in the pit. In the fun, the Crowd surfer usually never even notices he's just been jacked.

"I don't go to see The Casualties play live anymore because people are always Crowd-Jacking there and ruining the fun."

by Mosh_Pit_Warrior_650 October 21, 2008