the eye of the jew

A special super power that only Jews have to look at someone and determine if the person is full of shit. A powerful stare that only a Jew can use to find the truth. Also known as Hebrew vision.

On Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David often uses his superpower, the Eye of the Jew, to find out if someone is feeding him a line of BS.

by twinmama October 30, 2007

Jew Over

Similar to "Screw over", only pertaining exclusively to cheating someone out of their money.

"That used car dealer jewed me over!!!!"
"Dont F---ing jew me over on this, man."
Bernie Madoff likes to jew over people

by knights of bleccch January 18, 2011

Jew porn

Any publication or media involving commmerce or financial business.

Jacob cant get his work done because he cant stop looking at jew porn, he takes it wherever he goes.

by devestment October 11, 2009

Bear Jew

1. n. Eli Roth's character in Inglorious Basterds

2. v. to beat someone up with a baseball bat

1.
Person #1:Did you see Quentin Tarantino's new film?

Person #2: Yeah! The Bear Jew is awesome.

2.

Person #1: What happened to Sam's face?

Person #2: Joe Bear Jew'ed the shit out of him.

by T.Jew September 16, 2010

Jew Card

A figurative card used by Jews to guilt people/get out of a situation.

David: Ms. Stewart, I can't take the test tomorrow because --

Ms. Stewart: (Sighs) Lemme guess. You have ANOTHER Jewish holiday this week?

David: Actually, no. I'm just going on a vacation to Florida. I'm not using my Jew Card this time...

by hipsterjew November 1, 2010

jew-smell

The aroma of the Hebrew origin. Often smells like loose change and week old matza

That Rabi had a strong jew-smell

by stankyjew October 23, 2013

Jew Cat

The character Meowth in super smash brothers for N64 which appears out of a pokeball. The catlike creature spews coins everwhere which inflict damage.

I had no damage until jew cat appeared out of a poke ball spewing coins in all directions!

by sunny ye March 24, 2009