Jesus Crust

A common auto correction made on the Apple iPhone.

Jesus Crust that was a good sandwich.

by pepperman7 September 5, 2011

Jesus Christ on Ice Skates

1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.

OR

2> Our Lord out Ice Skating

General Donegal slang of Surprise.

1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general

Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard

Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!

2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.

Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.

Jesus Christ: What up!

by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010

Jesus tap dancing christ

instead of using the word"Jesus christ!"you would use "Jesus tap dancing christ!"

Jesus tap dancing christ you smell bad.

by kenny bachman April 4, 2010

jesus christ on a motorbike

A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.

“Jesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrot”

by abbicus January 4, 2019

Connor Jessup

Sexy piece of Canadian

if you look up sexy in the dictionary and blink 3 times, the word connor jessup will appear.

by connorjessupfan November 14, 2013

crease of jesus

the part on a girl where the ass meets the thigh. you get that nice crease of pure meat

Noob 1: Yo whats up bro
Noob 2: Nm i was gonna.... holy shit dick... look at her ASS!!
Noob 1: Holy fuck I want my face in the crease of jesus

by snowboardingcow August 9, 2012

Jesus up on

v.t. to Jesus up on (someone)

1. to startle by appearing out of thin air in a seemingly magical way

I thought I was home alone when suddenly, out of nowhere, my mom Jesused up on me.

Dude, don't Jesus up on me like that.

by amenohi3 May 12, 2010