jail house confetti

A slang term for semen.

I gave my woman some Jail house confetti the other night.

by kiwigum2 June 20, 2007

gay baby jail

When you get softlocked in a place where you cannot die nor continue and it forces you to
A) Start a new game
or
B) Load an older save file

Dammit man i have been in gay baby jail in Saints Row IV just because the fucking Jyunichi fight does not start!

by Literally a person March 1, 2020

Jailhouse C-section

There's a Bubba in jail nailing ya and got nothing you can do about it, just huge black dick, you know what you can call that? You call it a jailhouse C-section

"I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section"-NovaWar

by Warfrog November 3, 2012

jailhouse short

not to be confused with a bus down, which is a half smoked cigarette, a jailhouse short is a lit cigarette butt that would have been discarded had one not asked for it. on par with fishing butts out of an ashtray and relighting them.

comes from northeastern u.s. slang

Crackhead: "Can I get a cigarette?"
Guy: "Sorry, last one. You want this bus down?"
Crackhead: "Mothafucka, this ain't no bus down, this is a jailhouse short!"

by VRB January 19, 2006

Jail

The place where your ass hole gets bigger and bigger by each day that passes.

While having to serve 2 years in jail, Joe's hole got wider and wider by 3 centimeters per month.

by Milf-inator March 9, 2009

Jailhouse Pussy

The orifice between a mustache and a goatee.

Check out that Vicar McSwain; he's one prime piece of jailhouse pussy.

by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006

Jail Jeans

Jeans worn in a filthy jail holding cell while being detained after a night of awesomeness.

I't 6am man, why are you doing knocking on my door? And wtf happened to your pants, it looks like you sat in period blood

Fuck off man, I got jail jeans

by Frost_303 November 10, 2012