Jonathan

Jonathan is the sweetest guy you will ever meet!! He's such an amazing boyfriend I can't even explain! ;) :) he's super sweet and incredibly smart. Anytime I need help he's always there for me :) :D I couldn't ask for more of a better person and boyfriend in my life! I love him so much!!! ;D He's the most positive person you will ever meet! I love to make him laugh or smile because his smile is the best joy I can find in life. I love you so much babe!! -Nicole ;) :)

Jonathan's are amazing, but mostly the one I have ;)

Jonathan by nicoleb322 September 8, 2013

Jonathan

A sweet, kind, thoughtful guy that can sometimes slightly off. Kinda lazy, but really hardworking when he tears into it. A guy that never gives up and once he finds that one true person, never gives up no matter what. Kinda sleeps a lot, but is cute all the same.

He's such a Jonathan.. sleeping like that at school. But how cute!

You're just such a Jonathan! You don't stop do you!

Jonathan by PerfectFallacy June 22, 2010

Jonas Brothers fan 

An 11 to 13 year old girl that would put out for the world's shittiest band, constantly thinks others are jelous of them, feels so sorry for nick for having diabetes and put CANCER ribbons on profiles to feel sorry for him.
Also see (Idiot) (Ignorant) (Horny) (Fucktard) etc...

Horny youtube girl: OMG you jelous of jonas bros, OMJ WTF you jelous and stupid, they talented u know, they get girls you jelous, your music is shit compare to JB,I love nick jonas! even though i no meet him in lief, lol xD I <3 Nick bai

Non retard:.....Fuck it, no point in trying to talk to a horny Jonas Brothers fan, you can't get shit through their heads...

Jonas Brothers fan by Biteem June 25, 2008

Jonas Brothers 

Little parasites that hang on the ends of pubic hairs around the testicles and deliver venomous bites that turn the scrotum to mush.

Man #1: Ever get that feeling that you can't even feel your nuts?
Man #2: Um...no?
Man #1: Oh. Um, is that a bad thing then?
Man #2: I would think so.
Man #1: (feels down pants) Holy shit! My nuts are jelly!
Man #2: Seems like you've got the Jonas Brothers, my friend.
Man #1: Oh my god, how could this happen? I was so careful.
Man #2: Did you have sex with that Hannah Montana girl Miley Cyrus?
Man #1: Shit! She told me she was safe!

Jonas Brothers by Big Dong Long Wong April 14, 2008

jonathan

Jon.
Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God. Also known as a sex GOD. Is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend stephanie elkareh and his close friends.Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual, who is without a doubt the very best person to love. Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. The best Friends and very best Lovers

his girl friend wil be a girl name stephanie she will be very lucky to have such a nice handsome caring soul mate like jonathan

jonathan by goddis1234 August 17, 2011

Jonas Brothers Fan 

A person I come across just about everyday on YouTube. These people are the biggest hypocrites on the face of the earth. They confuse the music industry with the modeling industry, as they don't know that looks have nothing to do with music. They also don't allow opinions.

Me: HAHA! FUCK THE JONAS BROTHERS!

JB fan: I rspect your opnion! ur just jelous because they're hot and sexey! Sooo, do me a favr and get a life!

Me: Hey, they get money so fast because of their JACKED UP prices for ONE concert ticket! I'm still having working my ass off trying to make 30$/week at McDonalds!

Jonas Brothers Fan: I dont watto kep tlking 2 u. get a life, buh-bye. *BLOCKED*

Jonas Brothers Fan by TheRandomGuy2008 September 29, 2008

Jonathantastic 

Anything Jonathan.

Anything that is greater than fantastic, unbelievable, superstitious, and awesome in general.

wow, you're so jonathantastic when it comes to things like this!

Jonathantastic by Charles543 August 10, 2009