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johns

slang term for pound of marijuana, or a very large amount of marijuana to be purchased, usually pronounced "jahns"
Grizzle: "Hey man, you still slingin'?"

Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."

Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'

Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"
by Goudabaker July 26, 2005
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John is one of the WORST insults you could call anyone.

Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcome😂
Girl 1: that guy just called me a John... what does that mean
Girl 2:😱
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He is the biggest dick ever.he screws you over and breaks your heart . He is the biggest man white in the world
He is John
by _cheez_ December 8, 2016
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John-a very cute guy with a good attitude well give girls attention and fight for there girl!!He loves making you mad so he can get you happy ! Has a great sexy voice ! He’s always trustworthy.
John is always there!
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A Greek word that means giving a blow job.
by Doctor.Rotzka December 21, 2019
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A gay white fuck boi who is trash at gaming however is SOMETIMES a good friend
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