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crack head

1. one who does excessive amounts of crack.

2. one who acts as though they do excessive amounts of crack.
Laura was acting like a crack head.
by nicole November 28, 2003
mugGet the crack headmug.

crack stripper

A variation of the common "crack whore," though considerably classier. Members of the profession remove clothing to arouse others, receiving crack and/or coke in compensation. Permitted as part of the profession is the snorting of coke on the ass of the client.
How you using your Harvard degree? Oh. As a crack stripper. Ayy. You a tranny mess.
by alejandra_and_dieter March 10, 2008
mugGet the crack strippermug.

crack den

1. a residence occupied by crack fiends, used for the purpose of smoking, distrubuting, and producing crack
2. editing bay used for film editing which has been lived in for 13+ hours, must contain empty sparks cans, at least one bloody mattress, cracked out film students
Lee got stabbed in the face when he tried to steal a crack rock from Terry Schiavo in the crack den.
by Richard Kim May 15, 2005
mugGet the crack denmug.

crack-ccident

When your butt crack accidentally becomes exposed.
Make sure your pants are too baggy, Otherwise you might have a crack-ccident.
by TheLaughingCow August 14, 2009
mugGet the crack-ccidentmug.

crack report

n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.
"Charlie! Don't pick up that crack report! You don't know what asshole has been reading that..."
by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009
mugGet the crack reportmug.

booby crack

When she bends forward her booby crack shows!
by mysterlee May 6, 2009
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crack spange

To spange (ask for spare change) from a stranger on the fly. As opposed to flying a sign, another form of spanging crack spange insinuates that it is being done spontaneous. Often done in the case of needing money for something immediately.
"I am ten cents short for a bottle of snake piss so Im gonna go crack spange on the way to the LQ.
by dave m w May 2, 2011
mugGet the crack spangemug.

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