Instant taterfuckation

Whipping up a bowl of instant potatoes 😋 then sticking your dick into it.

Instant taterfuckation works better for guys then it does for girls!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Instant Family Just add

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.

She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.

by Monopoly God May 9, 2021

Instanmuniagnostem

I have no clue

"Hey, instanmuniagnostem."

"What?"
"My bad I had a fucking stroke."

by manop tom May 14, 2021

instant diarrhea

A nickname for laxative products, especially Ex-Lax or citrate of magnesia.

Somebody made these chocolate chip cookies with Ex-Lax. The result, after eating some, is instant diarrhea.

by GenuineNerd2 July 6, 2021

Instant replay decapitation

You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.

The instant replay decapitation was a crowd pleaser.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

instantdrista

an amazing tiktoker that makes flamingo, dream smp and other content

me: hey have you seen instantdrista’s new video?
friend: yeah it was amazing!

by atpaz October 16, 2021

intanku

a malay word, to describe someone high in value. an independent girl with trust issues. cute, sweet, and comfortable to have around but still build walls around you. she will listen to you attentively and help you to get over your problems, as she is caring by nature. not shy but rather reserved, and doesn't let anyone decides her way of actions. values family and friends the most. never give a damn on how you look or dress, but will pay attention to you if you have a personality that attracts them. probably a bruh girl. loves to eat. naturally into mathematics, science and poetry. she's probably the one who makes the first move. bold when sharing her point of view. stubborn but will admit if they did something wrong. a people pleaser just to avoid conflicts between the one she loves. loves cuddle more than lovely words. low maintenance but can live without you anyway. loves to eat and prefers calm surroundings. will change herself and the people around her for the better if needed. doesn't care about your bullshit unless she loves and values you. arrogant and detached at first glance but will warm up and make jokes for you over time.

so the word intanku is two malay words which are, 'intan' means diamond and 'ku' means my or mine.

by monotonous November 21, 2021