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Hobgoblin-ing

Considered an artform, hobgoblin-ing is the process by which a fake social congregation intending to rendezvous at an unpopular pub is invented promising the presence of a Phil Andrews or any given ginger, who is currently out of the country. Only the most reclusive and gullible individuals of a social group will actually ask when or actually turn up to the event, which they later find to be non-existent. The said individual is said to be Hobgoblin'd - laughter at the idiot's expense ensues.

The origins stem from the Great Hobgoblin'ing of 2009, in which the social-phobic Glassy asked what time to turn up to a non-existent gathering at the Hobgoblin pub.
Glassy - Hi guys! What time is everyone getting to the Hobgoblin for?

Everyone else - ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - standard Hobgoblin-ing response
by Free Mansons October 17, 2010
mugGet the Hobgoblin-ingmug.

f-ing

When your mom told you not to swear so you say f-ing
Where is my f-ing shues?
by hardboi69 October 19, 2018
mugGet the f-ingmug.

ho-ing

the act of being a total skank ho and pissing a bunch of people off.
That Quesadilla Factory worker is majorly ho-ing.
by Insane Clown Prevost January 21, 2009
mugGet the ho-ingmug.

cone-ing

a prank where someone goes through a Maccas drive-thru and grabs their 50c cone by the top whilst keeping a straight face
this dumbass just came through the drive-thru and grabbed the top of his cone and drove off...i think he was cone-ing
by superWTFguy December 10, 2011
mugGet the cone-ingmug.

411 ing

Pronounced four one one ing. Where a man and woman either in a sexual relationship,just friends or perfect strangers ect. tell each other about all of there sexual experences and often get turned on by it.
John and kathy are 411 ing.
by Deep blue 2012 December 22, 2009
mugGet the 411 ingmug.

m-ing

Person 1: I love you ( reaching down random person's pants.)
Person 2: Stop m-ing me, dawg.
by Chelsea Rae February 11, 2007
mugGet the m-ingmug.

g-ing

When some one rips you off.
When some on doesnt do wat they supposed to.
When some dont stay up to their word.
When someone lies.
Ayyo black, wtf, why u g-ing with the spanish homework?
by Gaurav March 18, 2004
mugGet the g-ingmug.

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