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a extremely long penis which u will never have not even the half or quarter of it. its just used for rpg or fucking weird shit.
by psusdonyman September 06, 2022
What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.
by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017
your boyfriend has a quarter inch killer
by pugggs January 12, 2005
something that a person with a small penis 1 incher might say to his bitch or hoe in order to receive a hand job but without looking like a twat.
Andy: Pinch my inch, bitch!
Andy's hoe: You're so funny, of course. I don't even care if you have a small cock!
Andy: Oh yeah!
Andy's hoe: You're so funny, of course. I don't even care if you have a small cock!
Andy: Oh yeah!
by Veno-mous boy August 05, 2006
The anus and surrounding flesh, as it is about 1" diameter. Not necessarily clean nor dirty, it is called the 'dirty inch' because it is the excretory region on the human body.
by eerie February 19, 2005