mixing the paint

Sticking it one hole then the other.

Mixing the paint is not a rusty trombone...it's the other hole.

by Towely_jr December 04, 2013

Renaissance painting

Any unusually well-lit, well-composed, or well-timed photo that appears in your Snapchat memories after a night of heavy partying, typically with no recollection of you taking it. The subjects of these photos are usually fucked up people doing dumb shit.

This morning I opened my Snapchat memories and found a picture of John in the fetal position in my shower after spending an hour yakking. That’s a high quality Renaissance painting.

by LigmaSugmaBofa December 12, 2019

bitch paint

make-up that some women overuse to the point where they look ridiculous.

Guy: "Would you look at Melissa, she looks like a total slut."

Guy 2: "Yea, she has way too much bitch paint on."

by SwagOfNewYork June 18, 2012

builders paint

Semen, particularly semen stains on clothing.

Davor wasn't a painter or decorator but is always covered in builders paint

by stusx10 January 11, 2018

porch painting

Porch painting is when you tunasub on a partners chest brush it in with a paint brush.

I was just porch painting my girls chest last night.

by Porch painting November 15, 2016

Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.

I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.

by Ninja Medic November 06, 2011

back painting

the act of ejaculating on a back upon pulling out; cumming on the the back region

yesterday me and sarah got down and dirty, and then i gave her a back painting

by urban bro creator January 18, 2017