Dutch Airfrier

The act act of farting into a fan pointed in the direction of an unaware individual.
Eddy gave Cat a dutch airfrier as he walked past the fan.
by RandyLane December 13, 2022
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infinity dutch

A dutch meant to be used to roll into a blunt, however possessing no end on the leaf where it can be peeled. The roller often continually turns and turns it looking for the end before turning to the other side, or cracking a new as it is deemed an Infinity Dutch.
"What the fuck is taking you so long you rook"

"Its a fucking infinity dutch, get in the car."
by Ridgefields Finest October 26, 2007
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Dutch glue

I've just covered your girlfriends face with dutch glue
by giggollocks July 24, 2009
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dutch mcflurry

Whilst having anal sex, the one giving ejaculates as the one receiving shits themselves, the sex continues though, as the resulting mixture becomes reminiscent of a mcflurry
by Mcflurry dutch June 05, 2016
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Dutching the Vaughan

To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.
"You know Cheryl is horny tonight, she is already dutching the Vaughan all across this party"
by IamCHERYLv March 10, 2009
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Dutch Faceplant

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

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2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

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When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010
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Dutch Relay

Dutch Relay- when you put your penis in a buddies hand and a third party member jacks off person #1 by physicaly moving the arm of person #2. A dutch rudder modified for 3 people.
Last night when I walked into the barracks, Bruce was getting a Dutch Relay from sam and Carlos.
by SGT Slippyfist June 13, 2020
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