Ian

A perv that will ask to touch no matter what you look like

Ian: can I touch you butt

Person 1: no you can not touch my butt

Ian: can I touch your boobs
Person 2: no you cant touch my boobs

by Peanutmonkey May 11, 2016

ian

has a deformed penis usually the shape of a lollipop also lies about everything in order to compensate for lack of bed skills or skills of any varity. also is easy to see through. usually people will feel sorry for said ian and go along with his lies for pitties sake

ian

wanker
arogant
tiny (mind and body)
kinda reject
intelsley annoying
nobody
sad or pathetic

by haha exactly May 26, 2010

ian

a poopyfaced boy that is always best friends with a sydney. sydneys are the most amazing people in the world so ians are blessed to be BEST FRIENDS with them. its just how the world works. if you are an ian and you dont have a best friend named sydney, then you need to go find one. ians refer to sydneys as fappable because they love them because like i said, they are best friends. ians are amazing and sydneys love them. it always has and always will be that way. THATS JUST HOW IT WORKS. ps--sydney LOVES ian

person 1:" woah did you see that guy?"
person 2: yeah hes an ian!!
person 1: who's that girl with him?
person 2: oh thats a sydney...theyre best friends"
person 1: dayum they must love each other <3

by mollyisgay July 28, 2011

ian

a small teenager, usually a hipster. who usually dresses in grey skinny jeans and stupid random t-shirts.

Usually copying whoever is closest to at the moment in every way.

acts cool by saying that he does drugs and pretends to be drunk and "drunk" texts people to make them think he's cool.

has an empty, abysmal hole where his heart should be. and has a mangina.

that kids named ian, that explains why he is such an asshole

by ianhatrrrr December 8, 2010

Ian

Not the smartest person around but for sure is a faggot. They usually have blonde hair and a dick up their ass.

Yo that kid is gay af! Who Ian?

by Nirtydiggger April 12, 2020

Ian

The type of Mexican who hops the wall and will burn down your house if you not with him

Ian can not be left at home

by Fotball1407 August 8, 2017

Ian

A male who says gay, faggot, homo, and queer more than anyone on the planet, but is not homophobic.

Ian “eh, that’s faggotshit.”

Ian “No, I can’t get on PlayStation right now, I have all these gay little classes to go to.”

Ian “I can tell that the dude over there is a self loving faggot.”

by Penisfeet November 8, 2018