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Hyper-rectalcranialitus

A fancy term for constantly having your head up your ass.

Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.
Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"

EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."

YO HEADS UP YO ASS.
by Cletus Filibuster September 6, 2016
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Hyper Diarrhea

Man one: "I shitted a big brown out of my horrible ass"
Man one: "Hyper Diarrhea"
by spegt December 24, 2022
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Hyper conflict

a scene or event with an excessive amount of combat with childish or simplified mechanics with clustered combatants in close to mediumly close proximity to other non friendly combatants
halbert - "wow this 1529 oil painting depicting The Battle of Alexander at Issus has a real hyper conflict going on huh james"
James - "this is why your girlfriend left you"
by the F.D.A November 21, 2024
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Hyper Hetero

When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.
When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.

Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
by The Fempire October 24, 2022
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hyper dude

N. A male who’s above an alpha male in the social hierarchy, achieved by having a Manhood that won’t shatter like glass from being compassionate, good human beings. Each good deed a hyper dude commits adds to their manliness.
Ok ‘Alpha Male,’ since I’m a Hyper Dude I’ll clean up your mess while you rant on twitter about the left ruining everything.
by HyperDudeCrimsonCowboy March 20, 2024
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Hyper dermis

Part of the skin that has been tattooed on and can be felt by touch as protruding above the epidermis creating a sense of an extra layer over the epidermis.
Hyper dermis can be very sensitive to sun exposure.
by BloodandMetal March 29, 2020
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Hyper-Culture

Hyper-Culture: A highly advanced and complex society characterized by the pervasive integration of super-intelligent AI systems and rapid technological progress.
In the rapidly evolving hyper-culture, individuals must continually adapt and upskill to maintain their relevance and competitiveness in a job market increasingly dominated by super-intelligent AI systems.
by Phieyl April 12, 2023
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