how to keep an idiot entertained

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....

clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained

by Weasel May 11, 2004

How to Masturbate

First, lick your finger(s) and slide slowly into your pussy. Rub around to make sure you are fully wet. When fully wet, find either the clit or gspot, whichever you prefer. I like clit better. Rub your finger(s) in a slow circular motion around it. Change speeds and even directions. Tease yourself, play with your nipples, or bring yourself to breakpoint and back off. I like it slow and hard. After you bring yourself to an awesome orgasm, keep going, doing this, I've accomplish 8 orgasms in a row.

WHo needs a man???

Guys not leaving you out. Place your hand at the bottom of your shaft. Like females you can change speeds as well. Go up and down, faster at first then so down. Rub your balls with your other hand. Do it in front of a friend. Call up one of your closest buds and both do it together. Not sound appealing? O it is, just try....

Last night when I was on the phone with my bestfriend, we told each other how to masturbate and it was awesome hearing each other moan and cum. :)

by CumDrinker September 2, 2005

How's that dick taste?

a usually rhetorical question noting that a person or group has been bitched or one-upped in an almost any aspect of life.

Jared: Dude, I fucked someone's mom last night.

Andrew: Dude, I fucked your mom last night... How's that dick taste?

Jared: Salty

by agizzle504 October 11, 2009

How's your belly off for spots?

A Northern English way of saying 'How are you?'; used informally to greet someone with whom the speaker is on familiar terms. A comprehensive answer referring to the belly in question is not required or expected.

'Eh up Eric, how's your belly off for spots?'
'Now then Arthur. Could be worse!'

by gieowermitherin September 23, 2009

How are babies made

Babies are made when a man puts or injects his penis into a womans vagina while pushing & pulling without using a condom. But you should not be asking me this you should be asking an adult.

Son: mommy how are babies made
Mom: well hon when a man puts or injects his penis into a womans vagina while pushing & pulling.
Son: oh thank you mommy now I know

by Infopplneed November 2, 2019

how bout noooooo

ERR noo, refer to austin powers, sarcastic reply to question:

"Shall we go and see that Britney spears film, ive heard its spiffing?"

"How about nooooooo you crazy dutch bastard!!"

by english as tea and cake April 30, 2004

How Not to be Seen

A famous and hilarious sketch that was part of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in which the narrator, John Cleese attempts to stress the importance of "not being seen". As he asks people to please reveal themselves in a woodland scene, each is either shot, blown up, or somehow otherwise killed in hilarious fashion. Quite possibly the funniest Monty Python sketch ever.

Mr. Nesbit has learned the first lesson of being seen. NOT to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover...
*BOOM*

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen that sketch, How Not to be Seen? It's hilarious
Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny. You didn't take much from that, did you?
Guy 1: Huh?
BOOM

by Zhivagoz August 24, 2008