hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.

Anyone up for a hops seltzer?

by John Narckins November 22, 2023

hopposition

Unfavorable push-back regarding animals like frogs, rabbits, and kangaroos.

Pooh and his pals had been irritated by Tigger's incessant bouncing, but then they saw how forlorn he was after agreeing to just walk normally, and so they withdrew their hopposition, much to Tigger's relieved delight.

by QuacksO April 16, 2024

hopout

A part of a railyard (or directly adjacent to or outside of a railyard) where a freighthopper gets on a freight train, or waits to get on a freight train.

Dirty kid: I'm trying to catch out, but I've been waiting by the hopout for three days but the train I want hasn't come.

by wtra May 28, 2024

Hoppo

monsterous cock

a lovely man who's insights on feminism are greatly opposing

loves a good sri-lanken cook up and can burp like a mamoth

hoppo, i want your balls on my face

by jimbofreebum June 12, 2024

hopsack

'Hopsack' refers to a color on the color wheel that feels a little to hoppin on the sack too much.

"Wow that person must love the color hopsack since they be hoppin on their sack for ages!!"

by MokusPocus March 11, 2025

hopsack

'Hopsack' refers to a color on the color wheel that likes to hop on sacks way too much.

"Wow that person must love the color hopsack, since they be hopping on their sacks for ages!!"

by MokusPocus March 11, 2025

Hopstropalous

When someone gets ridiculously worked up or highly strung over something minor. A heightened emotional state where rationality is abandoned, and frustration takes center stage. It is the art of making mountains out of molehills, the science of turning a tiny problem into a full-blown crisis.

"Dude, he got so hopstropalous when I said I didn't like Imagine Dragons. It was crazy"

by Big (little) dawg March 18, 2025