hooked

When you get a fish hook with a weak string attatched to it, and shove it up a girls pussy or asshole. Then you pull the string until it breaks, so the hook will be stuck.

i hooked this guys mom yesterday..fuck..his dad was mad at me.

by coak October 24, 2006

Hopped Up On Coke

When one drinks some Coke (Coca-Cola) and has gotten a buzz off of the amount of sugar and caffeine in the soft drink.

Cinderella - Ay, did ya see that girl Belle?

Ariel - Ya, man. She's so hopped up on Coke right now!

by Roxanne Hayley Michelle August 22, 2007

Molly Hooper

A female TV character who is basically useless and extremely boring. Usually added to boost the morale of lonely fangirls.

I don't like that show. Its full of Molly Hoopers.

by vixen by night April 29, 2015

Hooded blindfold

Having a girl give you head why you are driving to your house so she won't know where you live.

I gave Melissa a Hooded blindfold so I won't have to worry about her stalking me.

by missispokes April 28, 2009

Hooded Homie

A guy who isn't circumcised.

"Hey what is that extra skin covering the tip of your penis?"

"Oh, I'm a hooded homie, it's my foreskin."

by turtlePies May 1, 2014

homopedonecrophiliac

Someone who sexually likes dead little boys

There goes Zach and Sam again being a homopedonecrophiliac !

by Joerge November 2, 2015

Hopedale

Hopedale is a small town in Massachusetts where 99 percent of the population is white the 1 percent is other nationality. They only convince store is a place called cumberland farms where all the thots, Fuckboys, and normal kids go. The town only has two schools and two pre-schools. The elementary school is grade levels K-6; The Jr. Sr. High School is grade levels 7-12. Their is also a town park were children can play, people smoke, and events are held.

You know the town of Hopedale? No? Not surprised.

by KawaiiJuby August 11, 2019