hockey carlton

While blowing your load you perform a slap shot maneuver with your penis forming a jizz mustache on the receiver. While performing this precision shot you have to yell "slap shot bitch!" Hockey comes from the slap shot maneuver. Carlton comes from Carlton and his mustache on fresh prince of bell air.

hockey carlton

by BlackIrish09 September 28, 2013

Santa Clara Hockey

When a team lacks skill, coaching, and embarrasses California hockey. Purposely loses games, also known as throwing a game.

Gese, that is a joke, that team is a Santa Clara Hockey.

by Hockey40 March 19, 2011

hoco po po

A term used to describe the police of Howard County, who end up focusing much of their time on petty crimes, speed traps, and underage drinking enforcement since not much else goes on.

"Watch out on 29 today, there's alot of HoCo Po Po."

by merfyman May 13, 2005

Hockey Bro

A hockey bro is someone who lives, breathes, and eats hockey. Their life consists of checking NHL.com incessantly and watching hockey highlights. When they're not on NHL.com they are either playing EA sports NHL 11, getting belligerently drunk, smoking a massive quantity of weed, or chewing massive quantities of tobacco. A hockey bro relates closely to the lax bro and are often cordial with each other.

Words often used by a hockey bro are dangle, twig, snipe, bar down, biscuit, mint ice, D1 scholly, flow.
A hockey bro often wears high top sneaks with jeans or hockey sweatpants, a hockey sweatshirt of their favorite college or pro team with a flat brim hat and leather chopper gloves.

I saw this group of hockey bros walking down the street, they were talking about how they were going to play NHL 11 and get drunk all night.

by Mr. Mix a Lot December 17, 2010

Hockey Cologne

The Putrid smell of hockey equipment that would put a skunk to shame but hockey players love

"Oh my god, what's that smell?"

" What? My Hockey Cologne? Smells Great!"

by Hockey Jock February 1, 2017

hockey soda

Term for mixing any or all of the available flavors of soda in a soda fountain. Try it!

Dude, I just drank a hockey soda and totally heaved.

by LolcatVTguy February 7, 2017

Hockey

1. Hockey IS A SPORT
2. Hockey is a 3 period game played on ice, each team having 2 wingers, a center, 2 defenseman and a goalie
3. Hockey is one of the most contact induced injury sports

Melissa, what sport do you play

David, I play hockey

Aidan, me too I got a concussion from a hit from behind last game

by GayCouples May 15, 2019