29

The age at which most women stop aging (or so they say!).

When I turn 29, I'll be the age I'm going to be for the rest of my life.

A child asks his grandma, "How old are you?"
Her reply, "29."

by Ma'lady June 19, 2008

29

The best fucking number of all time

Wow, 29 is so fucking cool

by CrammyCram June 22, 2023

29

Maybe I am silly
For being that ant
Always believing

In that chance..

The last thing
I want to do

Is be a nuisance

To you…

But I will always love you

29
Sorry…

by Olive juice❤️4u! May 23, 2023

29

the "69" for houdinis

Houdinis are of course, spitting on a girl's back, while doing it doggy style and making her think you have ejaculated on her. When she turns around to see what has happened she is then hit in the face with a load of cum. The "2" looks like a person bending down and the "9" looks like a person standing up over the first person

29

by jorgepfan March 16, 2009

the 29

The sexiest bus in the history of buses, also red and white which represents the Kop.

The 29 bus is an automatic legend and goes from Kirkby to Prescot.

Oh lad, I got the 29 today!! ORGY!

by NatCertFamily January 21, 2005

29

Its a number that changes everyday.
Countdown to sheer delight.
Let them do the talk, i don't care.
Got to do this walk, let them stare.
Only you can stop me from getting there.

what was your life like at the age of 29?

by Krkič May 7, 2019

29

29 centimeters. The traditional length of a balisong (butterfly knife). Approxiamatly 11.4 inches, of which the blade makes up for about 5 inches and the handle the rest.

I have numerous cuts on my hands from playing with my 29.

by Fecalator June 23, 2004