Go to Helen's house 

When you're starting the phrase "Go to Hell" But then some person of awesome authority that causes you to be respectful is in hearing proximity and you mention your wicked cool friend Helen from science class on how she's doing on her non-existent science project.

Douche: Shut the fuck up!
You: Go to h-
*Old Spice Guy swan dives in*
You: I mean.. Go to Helen's house to pick up our non-existent science project..
Douche: Oh, 'kay sure. Helen's a cool person.

Go to Helen's house by Kleptosporia August 2, 2010

Bloody Helen Keller 

When you're fisting a woman on her period, while doing sign language with the inserted hand.

If you're dating a blind girl (having her period) and she wants you to talk dirty to her while fisting her, the only way to do this is by the Bloody Helen Keller.

Bloody Helen Keller by Ace Feely January 28, 2007

The Helen Keller 

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, the guy puts both of his hands over her ears and pulls her as far onto his cock as possible (this works best with a guy who has a large bush and doesn't manscape). Then she can't hear anything, can't see anything, and essentially cannot speak coherently.

Yao gave Kari The Helen Keller and she couldn't see when Adam came in the room to watch.

The Helen Keller by Beldar ND June 7, 2007

aunty Helen 

Helen Clark - New Zealand's second female prime minister. At one time Forbes magazine ranked her as the 38th most powerful woman in the world.

In New Zealand non European-descent ethnic groups refer to their elders as 'uncle' or aunty'. Helen Clark is widely supported among the various ethnic groups in New Zealand.

Her detractors often refer to her as 'uncle Helen' in an attempt to describe her appearance and/or demeanour.

Random guy 1: Kia ora aunty Helen! Howzit goin'?
Prime Minister Clark: Kia ora mate! Not too bad aye.
Random guy 2: Bugger me! It's uncle Helen.. piss of ya lesbo!

aunty Helen by LGD October 12, 2007

Queen Helen

Helen Clark, Prime Minister of New Zealand's gynocracy. Easily identifiable by her bad teeth, terrible haircut and most noticeably her incredibly low voice which makes her sound like a man. Can usually be seen around central Helengrad (Wellington, NZ) wearing a lime green or dark brown trouser suit and exercising control over her kingdom.

"My name's Helen and I used to be a man"

Queen Helen by John_T June 25, 2005

Angry Helen Keller

When a guy is about to cum from head, he grabs the back of the girl's head and forces his D down her wind pipe and cums all over her vocal cords (rendering her unable to speak), he then pulls his dick out, blows his ball snot into the bitch's eyes and then in both of her ears (rendering her blind and deaf), thus the girl resembles an angry Helen Keller.

"My wife and I wanted to try something new, so I gave her an angry Helen Keller and now she wants a divorce."

"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."

Angry Helen Keller by Ben J. L. November 8, 2006

Your Helen Keller 

A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.

Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.

Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*

Your Helen Keller by Petey Mik {Inspired by Marie} May 1, 2008