Spanks Hank

The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.

Hi Mark, I received for the documents.
Spanks hank.

by Turbulentcucumber August 3, 2022

Bobby hank

From the Scottish "bobby" for penis and rhyming slang for a "ham shank" (i.e. a wank). Onanism. Masturbation. Of the male genitalia. Also known as "a crafty". Turn you blind.

I'm aff forra Bobby Hank. Gimme 5 minutes and me phone.

by Bobby Hank May 23, 2023

cringe_hank

Cringe hank or Crank originates from a youtube series called "Madness Cringehank: The 7 devices" created by zapchon.Cringe hank is basically a recolor of hank j.wimbleton but with sonic colors.The series is 31:50 minutes long,it includes humor,jokes,references,and violence ofc.Also,its a continuation of the white hank loop.So Cringe hank's mission is to kill Extile,the creator of the loop.Their are also many another hanks introduced in the series,Dank aka dope hank,Shadow hank,and Bartender hank.

Facts:
-Cringe hank is based off of sonic(obviously)
-Cringe hank is asexual
-Cringe hank fast
-Cringe hank big fan of sonic
-Cringe hank's insta-kill move is a jojo reference(i think,probably)

If for some you searched cringe hank up and u havent watched it then do so.PLEASE.

Cringe_hank:Im not him,just a big fan!

Me:IM CRINGE HANK'S BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!

by windowqwerty12 December 16, 2023

Triple Hank

An unlikely situation resulting in three (or sometimes more) individuals united by a common factor.

The three of us? Team up? What is this, some kind of Triple Hank situation?

by TheDeejster June 19, 2025

HOMEWRECKER HANK

1) A short guy named Hank with a clownlike curly mullet who somehow manages to go on Secret Dates with his partner's best friends.

2) A term used to describe a sloppy goof who seems to get away with things even though everyone finds him really annoying and cringe

"bro you gotta stop being a homewrecker Hank, we're not gonna have any friends left soon"

by Swampi August 27, 2025

Pulling a Hank

When you aggressively pounce on a female, refusing to take no for an answer for procreation. In a similar sense to how cats fornicate.

"Hey, what is that guy doing?"
"He's horny, he's pulling a hank"

by gameman101 June 13, 2022

A Tom Hank

To pleasure oneself

He was caught having a Tom Hank

by BubbaGumpShrimpy August 20, 2022