handy

Handy means cellphone in German. It is actually short for handlich, which means handily in English.

I'll order a pizza on my handy!
Look, I'm ordering a pizza handy!
Mmmm, pizza ordered handy, yum!

by Bloopy September 8, 2006

The Spanish Handy Man

When two man use loose testicle skin and a dildo to insert each others testicle skin into one and another's asshole

I put Tudo on his shoulders and neck pointing his lower half straight in the air were his legs are spread were I (Kenny L. Martin the 3rd) pull my loose ball skin over his ass hole like a tent were I take a dildo and push my ball skin into Tudo's booty hole giving him The Spanish Handy Man.... Thank you and enjoy

by The Spanish Handy Man April 22, 2009

Tits in a Handbag!

An utterance used upon an unfortunate happening, like death, in an online computer game

(After being killed by a shotgun)
"Tits damn it!" -- "TITS IN A HANDBAG!"

by Johnny Hats November 15, 2009

Handy

To give a sexual favour using your hand

Jaydee gives good handys behind the bike shed

by Scottish-Weebl October 2, 2005

Handy Dandy Man

One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."

Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.

by "The God King" June 7, 2018

handy hand

When you give the best handy in the state and your acrylic nail falls off.

“Yo I heard Ang broke her nail giving a hand job”
“Oh no not the handy hand!”

by biggganggg March 22, 2021

sandy handy

Getting a sand paper hand-job till. Higher the grit, the better.

"Hey Ricky, would you rather get a sandy handy, or fuck a goat"?

by yardsale March 15, 2014