yardsale's definitions

sandy handy

Getting a sand paper hand-job till. Higher the grit, the better.

"Hey Ricky, would you rather get a sandy handy, or fuck a goat"?

by yardsale March 15, 2014

Sock Knocker

1) Encountering something so incredible that it knocks your socks off.

2) Getting physically hit so hard, that your body leaves the ground and your socks behind.

"Hey did you see Merlin the rodeo clown get hit by that bull?"

"Yeah, that was a real sock knocker!"

by yardsale April 30, 2014

Reverse Hipster

When some product blows up so fast hipsters can't be the first ones to like the product. So a period of waiting time consumers dont like the subject, then boom! It's cool again!

Is pokemon go cool again, I'm feeling reverse hipster

by yardsale August 25, 2018