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Handjob

An excrutiatingly smooth manual release of spooge and hot cum, extracted by a few handy tugs of the manhood.
I went to the asian massage parlor. The masseuse finished my massage with a happy ending: she rubbed her pearly smooth hands all over my cock and balls, gently at first, then steadily faster. The sensual handjob made me explode all over her silky breasts, with surge after surge of warm semen.
by Geosport April 29, 2008
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hulu and handjobs

Sharkisha: Wanna come over for netflix and chill tonight?
Quan: Nah..
Skarkisha: How bout some Amazon and Anal?
Quan : No sorry
Skarkisha: Fine maybe some hulu and handjobs?
Quan: Yes of course!
by Layla76543 March 22, 2016
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western grip handjob

a handjob that is given when the hand is upside down and the thumb is free to explore
My girlfriend just gave me a WESTERN GRIP HANDJOB
by bob moorhay March 16, 2009
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Handjobbery

When a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables.
Dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, I was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in Costa Rica.
by sandman913 September 28, 2013
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surprise handjob

When you shake someones hand and while you shake their hand you pull them in and touch their hand to your groin area. then you yell surprise handjob! and talk about how gay he is for touching your junk
"dude, i just totally surprise handjobed josh, he is so gay now"
by Dj Horan March 9, 2012
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Monkey Handjob

When a sexual transaction between hand and penis leaves vigorous pain along the shaft usually preformed by an African American woman
Man one : hey bro why your dick red
Man two: Monkey handjob
by IndecisiveMockery January 5, 2021
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Siskel & Ebert Handjob

Dual, simultaneous handjobs, one standard style with thumb up and one western grip handjob style with thumb down.
She was sitting between us at the movie, so she went ahead and gave us a Siskel & Ebert Handjob!
by Mike Romaine from Florida August 25, 2010
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