haley warner

sexy ass
beautiful
smart
not fat
sexy

damn haley warner is so fucking sexy

by iuihiu December 1, 2010

happy lever

A humerious slang term for the penis

Whenever we kiss, my happy lever turns to the "on" position.

by nin10dorox August 23, 2011

Happy Monday

A greeting you give someone probably early on on a Monday morning inviting a positive response, touched with a sense of irony, designed to uplift and invoke a sense of joy in what is the first day of a five day week.

Hi Christopher how are you? How was your weekend? Happy Monday Mark! Weekend went well thanks.

by two blonds August 5, 2017

Happy Cabbage

The term Happy Cabbage refers to a stash of money. It could be a rainy day fund, an escape fund, or even a cottage by the seaside fund. It could be a little or a lot.

It’s something you continue to build, much like the layers of a healthy cabbage.

It’s your Happy Cabbage.

“Dude, are you eating ramen again? That’s the fourth time this week!”
“Yep. And the elastic in all my underwear is shot. But you should see my Happy Cabbage! I’ll have that Ferrari one day.”

by ForestFairy January 25, 2020

happy birthday monkey

when its a stoopid monkeys birthday but you still have to make them happy

happy birthday monkey

by mr.wrong69 November 11, 2020

happy lil sushi roll

Where your partner rolls you into a blanket and fucks you. Then you become a happy lil' sushi roll.

"My girl was sad last night so, I rolled her up and made her into a happy lil sushi roll"

by Darkboy365 January 4, 2021

happy hopping lamb

happy hopping lamb is the worst group chat in existence. it mainly consists of badly chosen reels and the odd question if harry has played a certain video game. should probably not exist.

i fucking hate that group chat happy hopping lamb, everyone on it is so annoying

by moonphse May 28, 2021