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No Job Having

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.
Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!
by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022
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have plorted

When a Golden Slime explodes after releasing a Golden Plort.
"Oh no! He wouldn't have plorted if I did not throw a mango at him."
by The Hawk! August 28, 2016
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To have a borkai

Participate in a modestly budgeted, cocaine fueled orgy on a rented yacht, blasting trashy Eastern European party music, where the hookers are reimbursed from EU funds.
Dude, you really should try to have a borkai sometime. I had one in the weekend, and man it was a blast!
by TizenX October 10, 2019
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having a fly

a decietful technique in which a man acts as if he has a fly in his clothes and therefore has to frantically scratch his whole body. this is a desperate, yet stealthy attempt to scrach one's genitals
im tihnking of having a fly! my balls itch so much!
by dwright935 May 27, 2009
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Having Socks On

Having socks on means anything zesty, sus, homo, or gay is immediately not zesty, sus, homo, or gay. Synonymous to saying “pause” or “no homo”
“You I could eat the fattest glizzy right now” “Dude that’s zesty” “Nah bro I have socks on” “Oh okay gangy” - Having socks on
by SylviaZz September 25, 2022
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having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off
(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham
by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022
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Having A Jimbo

When the obsession around your nemesis's Fantasy Football team and score dictates everything you do on a day to day basis.
"Look at him, he's aggravated, he's tired, he's not sleeping, he's definitely 'having a Jimbo'
by TINKERMAN September 1, 2022
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