Mental Gymnastics

The act of going completely out of one's way to ignore logical arguments by spewing even more ridiculous BS.

Mental Gymnastics are common on both sides of the political spectrum.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024

mental gymnastics

The act of going completely out of your way to come up with the stupidest, most incorrect take possible when the truth couldn't possibly be any more obvious.

Often overlaps with gaslighting.

People who think that Roblox is better than it was ten years ago are practicing Mental Gymnastics.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2024

emotional gymnastics

These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.

Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."

by von groovy July 2, 2024

Sex in Gymnastics

You're in luck if you manage to have a female coach, she might say "follow me," and bring you to the storage room, were it's just you and her. It's a good thing to fuck a coach, because for what I know, they all are THICC.

My coach and I were having sex in Gymnastics.

by ftfuftf March 3, 2019

Bergen private gymnas

Bergen private gymnas is a high school in Bergen. Bergen private gymnas lays next to the worst school in the world “Metis”. We also call Bergen private gymnas “Bpg”. Bpg is the best school in Norway.

You see all those cool kids, they must be going to Bergen private gymnas.

by Metissuger67 November 6, 2019

the.gae.gymnast.xo

the.gae.gymnast.xo is also called cenedra, she is the best girlfriend i could ask for, she has over 1k on tiktok

Jake: do you knoe the.gae.gymnast.xo me: yes i do! shes my girlfriend

by eden..equestrian August 26, 2021