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Gliterature

Yeah, in English class we are reading a really cool piece of gliterature
by Booknerd6000 November 20, 2020
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goitered

adj. something that is said or done that is so repulsive, it can only be conceivably accomplished by someone with a goiter
"I hear Thomas didn't care what the dog was doin'. What a goitered take.
by scoobydingle July 5, 2021
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Gitel malka

Wow did you see gitel malka just walk by. She's absolutely gorgeously perfect
by Alphaelmo February 28, 2023
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Guatemalan Praying Mantis

Identification: Guatemalan Mantises (guat mantids) are among the nastiest hood rats found in the general population. Adults range from 5 to 6 ft long, are dark, & usually brown, or yellowish (jaundice-drug or alcohol use). The females have big boobs & big front arms consisting of long jagged nails to attack sexual competition & random hoes. The male tends to be tatted, drunk & high on drugs. The vernacular/tone of this mantis consists of yelling & belligerence. Their large heads can rotate about 180 degrees & have large, bulging eyes. The term “Praying” comes from a common occurrence of vomiting on the weekends.

Lookalikes: Guat Mantids are not distinctive & can be confused with other mantids such as the Mexican & Puerto Rican variety. But the Guat genus is far more lazy, violent & volatile than it’s Mexican cousin, relating closer to its Puerto Rican relative.

Life Cycle: The Guat genus does not typically live a long life. The males succumb to gang violence, drug overdoses, & domestic abuse. The female tends to live longer than the male. It drains the lifeblood, bank accounts & credit cards of its mate slowly, & instead of decapitating it’s mate like other mantises, it’s aggressive & confrontational to the rest of the mantis population, further alienating its mate.

Habitat: Unfortunately, infestations of Guat Mantids are found throughout N. America, but you can primarily find them at terrible bars, clubs, & the streets. They lurk in the shadows waiting for prey to arrive.
Heard your friend George married a Guatemalan Praying Mantis. I hope he’s ready for a life of misery, craziness and isolation.
by bertrando1 May 23, 2023
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reverse goiter

the act of punching someone in the throat
"if you don't shut up i'm gonna reverse goiter you"
"oooh reverse goiter...right in the adam's apple"
by Brian Choj September 11, 2008
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randall guide to slaying

The Randall Guide to Slaying:
A three step process to nail a boy/girl

S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck

*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*
"That Randall Guide to Slaying is money for picking up chicks"
by 4044life2 February 2, 2014
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low guinea

Low class Italians, generally ones who wear wife beater T-shirts, scam the system and know people in the pizza business. Houses always smell of some type of low grade Italian food.
Low guineas use an oil dip stick for shishkabobs, then return it to the car.
by tirtle May 28, 2018
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