gurdas

The most safest person on the planet filled whith loyalty to everyone

You can be a gurdas some times

by Mrs Parker May 22, 2018

dick sneeze guard

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

by mr johan January 13, 2009

Gnardar

The ability to use one's own personal radar to scope out gnarliness. This includes gnarly people, places and situations.

My gnardar is telling me to stay away from that sketchy guy.

by Erin Springer July 9, 2007

Guard Sneeze

A sneeze, usually fake, that one intentionally does on his/her food so that people around them notice, and therefore will not take their food in fear it is contaminated. Usually used when you have to leave your table, and you are with friends that often take your food.

"Ewwww, did you just take some of Jim's fries"

"Ya. Why?"

"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"

by Jaque Dys December 2, 2009

guard trog

Every group of females has a guard trog. The guard trog is the loathsome friend in a group of girls who tries her best to keep her good-looking friends from being approached by guys, no matter how nice or friendly.

The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.

Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.

David: "Mike, lets go try talking to those cute girls at the bar."
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"

by 1lastthingandPrimo August 6, 2011

SS Guard

Refers to a Sober Sitter, which involves a safety precaution in which one sober person will "sit", or watch over somebody undergoing heavy intoxication. The aim is to prevent injury and accidents.

Holy sh*t - are you trippin' on that sh*t too?
Nah man, I'm the SS guard tonight.

by N8Duff October 11, 2008

Shit Guard

A cup.

-Are you playing in the soccer game on Thursday?

-Yeah, but I need to get a shit guard first.

by kafjskl;dfjasdkl; August 4, 2009