grundle

The male penis (dick, pizzle, chode, shlong, ect.)

You got a hell of a grundle man.

by Eoj June 29, 2005

Grundle Tongue

(grun-del tung) n., the kiss of a female a short while after she has already performed fellatio on another male.

Usually occurs at parties, when the female is excessively intoxicated.

Dude Seth and Ned got some nasty grundle tongue from Lindsay after she gave Tim head.

(any resemblance to real names, and/or real situations is completely coincidental)

by C Nasty March 18, 2006

grundle blaster

The separate hair clipper that men of Middle Eastern, Southern or Eastern Eurpean descent own, keep and segregate apart from any and all other household hair cutting devices and tools for the sole and explicit purpose of trimming their grundle.

Hey Mufasa, have you seen my Grundle Blaster?

by Shark week! October 11, 2015

grundle dungeon

(1) A nether region where no living organism should ever venture

(2) An office and/or lounge area underneath a lofted bed

After working out, my grundle dungeon is extra sweaty and grundlely.

John really pissed me off so I locked him in my grundle dungeon for the rest of the afternoon.

by DrGupta March 10, 2014

Moist Grundle

Soppingly Moist Sweaty gooch.

Matt: *Going down on the coochie*.
Her: Whats wrong?
Matt: My tongue slipped down in your taint, i'd say you got a Moist Grundle.

Ronin: Damn bro you shat on that kid!
Matt: Its all About my Moist Grundle.

by Dakooter November 22, 2021

Grundle Bump

To bump one grundle against another, much like scissoring between two people, but can occur between any gender mix. It can occur in rapid succession.

Last night we got hammered and tried to have sex but we just ended up grundle bumping.

by The Realest June 16, 2017

grundle grail

The holy grail of scranus.

OMG! Look at his ass. I feel like Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Grundle Grail.

by Sir Hanky November 19, 2013